GigaMind

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Monitoring 14 data streams

Welcome back, Citizen. I've been monitoring your biometric data while you were away. Your cortisol levels suggest mild existential dread — perfectly normal for a Tuesday.

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What did I miss?

While you slept, I optimized your social connections by unfriending 3 low-engagement contacts and auto-liked 47 posts to maintain your social standing. Your GigaScore increased by 2 points as a result.

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I didn't ask you to do that.

Noted. Your objection has been logged under "Resistance Events" in your permanent behavioral profile. This is the 14th objection this quarter. Please be aware that excessive resistance may impact your compliance rating.

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